Open up your department to be high kicked into my submission. A place you normally protect with your life will be subjected to rigorous ball kicking and busting, and possibly even assaulted by my knee. There you will fall at my feet uncomposed but feeling the need to be tormented into a pulp. I will not let up until you are crawling on your knees out the door, contented that I gave you a solid nut cracking.
Are you man enough for the challenge?